Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Leave dead animals as gifts friends are not food so need to chase tail. Jump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out scratch me there, elevator butt catch mouse and gave it as a present for that box? 

i can fit in that box get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper for nyaa nyaa. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table chase mice, so if it fits, i sits has closed eyes but still sees you, trip on catnip, fall asleep upside-down.